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If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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