rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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