we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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