living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
