Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I have post one night stand depression
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