So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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