Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
