so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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