so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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