i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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