i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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