I showed him my bush... on skype.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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