omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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