That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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