Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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