I like to think it a success when the cops are called
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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