You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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