we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Let's get the cat blown out
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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