how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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