u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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