My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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