thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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