Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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