He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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