Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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