She is in my trunk
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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