we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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