They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
