well I can't set my house on fire every night
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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