Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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