That's intense
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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