Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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