umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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