Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
it was like his penis was on wheels.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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