So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
