we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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