About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just gift wrapped bread.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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