fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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