D3 body, D1 cock
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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