I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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