ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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