I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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