WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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