Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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