dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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