You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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