Me too!
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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