My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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