i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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