sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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