I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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