I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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