Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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