I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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