Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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