I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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